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A few yo mama jokes from my collection, enjoy

[FONT=&quot]Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks as a ski slope.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] yo mama so fat when she backs up her ass beeps.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"![/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mom's so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!"[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mom's so big, she plays marbles with planets.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mom's so fat, her belt size is the equator.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mom's so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mom's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mom's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mom's so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mom's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mom's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mom's so big, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, people jog around her for exercise.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, she's on a light diet...as soon as it gets light out she starts eating.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so big that she sat on a rainbow and got Skittles.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat that when she wore an "X" jacket a helicopter tried to land on her back.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers head is so big, it shows up on radar.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat your bath tub has stretch marks.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, she got a run in her jeans.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, she sells shade in the summer.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, she left the house with high-heels and came back with flip-flops.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, she influences the tides.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Marine World.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, she has her own area code.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, they got her face on the Crisco can.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mothers so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "Sorry, we don't do live stock."[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo mama so fat, were in her right now.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo mama so fat, every time someone say "Kool Aid" she bust through the wall.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo mama so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky![/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo mama so fat, you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot to **** her[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out![/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo mama so fat, her nickname is "DAMN"[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo mama so fat, that she needs a sock for each toe[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her *** to be the 10th planet.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the *****!!!!![/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale![/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way![/FONT]

I couldn't stop reading nor laughting

I love yo mama jokes, but don't use them