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Hi all,

m' gonna start a thread here, you all can post some good jokes here.

Well, here goes my turn!



Software Engineer Husband


Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad’s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

Hehe.i am sure he was working on computer while talking with his wife.From where you got this?It was very good.Thanks for giving me a gib smile on my face.

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Pathan And The Ship


Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.

Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."

All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.

Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.

After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,

"Allah-u-Akbar"

And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea.

LOL...Thanks for those...Some of them made me laugh ..Thanks a lot.
Souljaa

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?

Husband :  Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??       

Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?  


Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.


O' bolo ta ra ra.

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.